Crop. Straighten. Adjust levels and contrast. Reduce grain. Clone one item.
It sounds like a different language: Hey! Blitty, baa, baa, baa, blipity, blipity, Blitty, baa, baa, baa, blipity, blipity, baba, SOLD!
Slam goes the gavel and we all move on to the next item.
My wife wiped her nose with a tissue and we nearly bought a bucket of rusty tools :-)